LillaUnabridged Medical Dictionary
April 14th 2007 10:25
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S NEW, UNABRIDGED
MEDICAL DICTIONARY
BARIUM - What you do when the patient dies
URINE - The opposite of "You're out!"
CAUTERIZE - Made eye contact with her
OVA - Finished; done with
SPERM - To reject, look away from
DILATE - To live a long time
NODE - Was aware of
WHITE COUNT - The number of Caucasians
HERNIA - Pertaining to a female's knee
FIBRILLATE - To tell a small lie
D & C - Where Washington is
BUNION - Paul's surname
RECTUM - Dang near killed him
PARADOX - Two doctors
CORONARY - Domesticated yellow bird
CONSTIPATION - Endangered feces
PENIS - Someone who plays the piano
HUMERUS - To tell us what we want to hear
INTESTINE - Currently taking an exam
OUTPATIENT - A person who has fainted
GENITAL - Non-Jew
SACRUM - Holy
PAP SMEAR - To slander your father
PELVIS - The evil twin of Elvis
SEIZURE - Roman Emperor
CAT SCAN - When the Secret Service looks for Socks
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